thatfunnyblog:

remember when she won the Super Bowl last year

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via obeyskrillsex)

skate-high:

i literally have the perfect pup!!

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via hotbandimaginesandsmut)

lulz-time:

The kid in the back feelin it

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um-this-is-awkward:

American Horror Story: Murder House.